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a. Use of this site and all its content is completely voluntary and at your own risk. Such risks may include, but are not limited to:
- Carpal tunnel resulting from incessant typing of comments in response to site content.
- Locking yourself in your bedroom to create the next big self-published masterpiece.
- Insatiable desire to read every book reviewed.
- Lack of proper healthcare and nutrition from acting on said insatiable desire and binge reading every book reviewed.
b. All content and opinions expressed on this website are those of Eli and/or Eryn and are:
- For entertainment purposes only.
- Not intended to give advice of any professional sort.
- Not intended to cause harm
- Not intended to cause controversy or anger.
- These are merely the thoughts they have inside their heads and people may or may not agree with such sentiments.
c. Any comments posted on this site are the thoughts the posters have inside their heads and are not an endorsement by the website, Eli, or Eryn. We are all up for a good debate, but please be aware that if your comments become discriminatory, hateful, spiteful, or just straight-up rude; we reserve the right to take action against those posts and the poster, including but not limited to:
- Deletion of discriminatory, hateful, spiteful or straight-up rude comments.
- Blocking of your account from the website and you will not be allowed to post anything on the site anymore.
- Reporting such activities to appropriate third parties as we see fit, such as Weebly and law enforcement.
- We have full discretion on what we find discriminatory, hateful, spiteful, or just straight-up rude. Please take that into account when you post a comment.
*** If you find comments that you feel are discriminatory, hateful, spiteful, or just straight-up rude, please let us know just in case we’ve overlooked it. You can reach us on the Business Email (Subject: Harmful Content)
d. Anything guests bloggers post on this website are the thoughts inside their own heads as well and are not endorsed by this website or Eli/Eryn. We reserve the right to delete any such guest post that insights hatred or anger. Please be aware of this if you want to be a guest poster.
e. This website is GLBT friendly as both owners of this site are part of that community. Homophobia, Sexism, Racism or prejudice or hatred on any kind will NEVER be tolerated and if you are found violating this policy, you will be banned. It is quite alright to have opinions, beliefs, and ideas about anything and everything, but they must not be used to hurt another group of people on here. We're all old enough to know when something could be hurtful.
a. We will never sell your personal information shared on this site with a third party.
b. We will never put you on a spam list.
c. We are not responsible for the privacy practices of commenters, posters, advertisers, or any other third parties who may access the site.
3. Ads and Links
a. Ads and links to and from this site do not imply endorsements by the website, Eli, or Eryn.
b. They cannot be held liable for any harm (emotional, physical, monetary, or otherwise) that may occur due to their use.
c. Should you click on a link or ad from the site and utilize a product or service from a third party and suffer any type of harm (emotional, physical, monetary, or otherwise), you must take that up with that company you utilized the service from.
4. Legal Liability
a. If for some reason you feel you have been harmed by the opinions, content, ads, or links (both to this site and from this site), while we may be sympathetic, we are in no way legally liability for any harm (emotional, physical, monetary, or otherwise) that results from your use of this website.
a. If you feel that notice does not apply to you and you feel the need to seek restitution, please be aware that should your high salaried lawyer find a loophole in any portion of this disclaimer, this site, Eli, and Eryn can only be held legally liable for a maximum of $1 for criminal, civil, and any other type of dispute courts can apply.
b. Please note that it is $1 USD total for the site, Eli, and Eryn, not $1 USD each for the site, Eli, and Eryn.
6. Site Communications Use
a. This site, Eli, and Eryn reserve the right to use all communications shared with this site in the following manners:
1. Public postings and comments:
1a. May be used in part or in whole in future projects including but not limited to blog posts, books, comedy sketches, video taped debates on such platforms such as, but not limited to: YouTube, Skype, Google Hangouts, and podcasts.
1b. Owner will be properly credited.
2. Private communications, such as letter to the editor:
2a. May be used on the site, in part or in its entirety at the sole discretion of the site (yes, it’s cool like that), Eli, and Eryn.
2b. May be used in future projects including but not limited to blog posts, books, comedy sketches, video taped debates on such platforms such as, but not limited to: YouTube, Skype, Google Hangouts, and podcasts.
2c. This site, Eli, and Eryn retain the right to publish said communications anonymously at our discretion.
2d. This site, Eli, and Eryn will, with permission, properly credit said owner of communication; however, if owner declines proper credit, communication may be quoted anonymously or using an alias to protect the identity of the owner. So don’t worry Batman, I mean Bruce. Your identity is safe with us.
7. User Place of Residency Laws
This site, Eli, and Eryn cannot be held responsible if any part of this site violates any rules, guidelines, laws, or censorships in the user's’ places of residence. For the purpose of this site, places of residence include but are not limited to:
f. Community: Housing, Religious, or other.
h. Parent or guardian’s house.
i. Dorms of any kind, college, prep school, or otherwise.
8. CYA (Cover Your Ass) Policy
a. If for some reason, you do not understand that you are using this site voluntarily and at your own risk, you disregard the fact that this site, Eli, and Eryn are not liable for any type of harm or damages emotional, physical, monetary, or otherwise), or you again have that big-shot lawyer that can find a loophole in our little disclaimer, remember, the “Restitution” clause which states that the maximum the website, Eli, or Eryn can be held liable for is $1USD.
9. Copyright Clause
a. All content posted by Eli or Eryn are copyright to themselves. This includes but is not limited to site content, site layout, images used throughout site, blog posts, reviews, interviews, etc. Content that is used with permission from other websites will be found in part b of this clause.
b. Things used from other websites with permission will be listed here:
b1. The header image used on the pages can be found from Fotonin.com
c. Personal blog posts by our staff is copyright to that specific person. Reviews, interviews or other such things posted by staff are still copyright to the website, Eli and Eryn.
d. Content posted by our guests, such as blog entries are copyright to their respective owners. If a guest makes a review of a book, conducts an interview or promotes a giveaway as well as other site related activity, these things will remain the copyright of the website and cannot be taken down. If a poster does not want to be listed by name on such a product, the name shall be changed to Guest, Eli or Eryn Summers.